hey guys if you draw Kengkat lvl 11 hes a pro playing a low lvl account because none will play him if he plays under his real account he never misses an gets great shapes every shot just thought all the honest players should know
Dolphins??
This 84 year old gentleman was driving to the store when all sudden he rear ended this very expensive sports car. The guy got out of his car and walked back to the old man and proceeded to call him every name in the book. Look what you've done to my car. I want $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat your ass to a bloody pulp. The old man said "Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he'll know what to do". He calls his son but as soon as he answers the guy jerks the phone out of his hand and says, "Listen here "dolphin" trainer, your old man ran into the back of my expensive sports car and I want $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat both of you to a bloody pulp". The son says he'll be there in 10 minutes. Sure enough this Jeep pulls up and a young man gets out and proceeds to stomp a mud hole in the guy and leaves him laying beside his expensive sports car. The son walked over to his dad and said "Dad it's Seals, I train Navy Seals.
ALL I KNOW IS LOVE
I've never understood the concept of hate How anyone can carry that in their heart It must feel so heavy all I know is love❤️
the 3 wishes
A devil appeared to a woman and offered her 3 wishes:
,and he said but everything I give you your husband will have "10 times more."
She thought about it for a moment and agreed.
1st. Wish: WOMAN: I want to be very, very rich.
DEVIL: remember that your husband will be "10 times more than you."
WOMAN: no problem, mine is his and his is mine... the woman became rich and her husband 10 times richer.
2nd. WISH: WOMAN: I want to be immensely beautiful.
DEVIL, remember that your husband will be "10 times more handsome" and many will be after him.
WOMAN: It doesn't matter, it's no problem, I'm not jealous... the woman became immensely beautiful.
3rd. WISH: WOMAN: I want a very small heart attack, mild, that is just a substitute, nothing more.
THE DEVIL devil remained mute, and thought, "and he thought, unfortunate thing, she already killed him and kept everything.
REALLY!!
A state trooper pulled an 83 year old woman over for speeding. When she handed her license to him he was surprised to see a concealed gun carry permit attached to it. Huh, do you have a gun. Yes I do, a semi 45 in the glove box. Oh he replied, and that's surely all. No, I have a Glock 9 In the center console. He said surely THAT'S all. She held her purse up and said "I do have a little 38 in here". The trooper said lady what are you afraid of? She answered "not a friggin thing".
the frog
a man walks into a bar. he has a frog sitting on top of his head. barkeep looks him up and down, then asks "whats up with that?" and the frog says "well, it all started as a wart on my ass!"
