Jesus was walking around Heaven one day and noticed a man crying. He said "here now there's no reason to cry or be sad in the kingdom of Heaven. What seems to be the matter"? The man said "I once had a son that came to me uhh hum, in a mysterious way and I haven't seen him in a long time. I thought here I might find him but he's nowhere to be found". Jesus said "by chance you weren't a carpenter were you"? The man said "why yes, yes I was". Jesus held out his arms and said "father". The man doubtfully looked at him and said "Pinocchio"?????
