1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry man who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got paid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. ! I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ,
Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth.
LET'S TAKE A WALK TOGETHER NEAR THE
OPEN SHORE AND IN HAND YOU AND I,
LET'S CHERISH EVERY MOMENT THAT WE HAVE
BEEN GIVEN,TIME IS PASSING BY !!!!!
I OFTEN PRAY BEFORE I LAY DOWN BY
YOUR SIDE,IF YOU RECIEVE YOUR CALLING
BEFORE I AWAKE COULD I MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT !!!!!!!
THE WORLD IS ALWAY CHANGING NOTHING STAYS
THE SAME,BUT OUR LOVE WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME......
THE NEXT LIFE THAT WE LIVE IN REMAINS TO BE
SEEN I WILL BE BY YOUR SIDE!!!!!!!!
CHERISH THE LOVE WE HAVE,
CHERISH THE LIFE WE LIVE.
CHERISH OUR LOVE,FOR OUR HEARTS ARE ONE,
CHERISH OUR LIFE,FOR IT HAS JUST BEGUN!!!!!