Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I farted in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven
Would you hold my hand
If I farted in heaven
Would you help me breathe
If I farted in heaven
I'll find a way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't fart
Here in heaven
Farts can bring you down
Farts can bend your knee
Farts can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please (fart moreeee)
(instrumental farts)
Beyond the toilet door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Farts in heaven
Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I let one rip in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven...
