I asked her was it the B word she said NO I then asked her if it was the C word she said NO
Then I said well she didn't hear it from me.
Jokes
My Ex wife called me up and said our daughter called me a bad name, I asked her what did she call her, she replied I am not repeating it
jokes
I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped "It's WALES you f*cking idiot !!!"
So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember.
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An 8 year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.
The boy asked, "What are you doing, Father?"
"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why, Father?" the boy asked.
The priest replied, "Because my wrist is killing me."
