After retiring this gentleman went to the Social Security to apply. The woman said she needed to see a picture idea. The man checked every pocket and realized he left his drivers license at home and told the lady he had no other way of proving his age and he was sorry but he'd come back later. The woman said "unbutton your shirt". So I opened my shirt revealing my silver hair. She said "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my application. When he got home he excitedly told his wife about it. She said "you should have dropped your pants you might have gotten disability too. And then the fight started...