Happy Birthday to me
Birthdays come and go
For the count of three get set, I will blow
For each single candle bestowed
Wrinkles earned that are shown.
I was born on the Thirty of September
On the exact year I am not really that focused
If I could remember the year that was
Would know how old I was
That would ruin my day
Would start pulling my gray
Holly crap who needs to keep track
Living well from day to day is a pretty good task.
But if you insist I will screw with you.
Will tell you my age out of the blue
Much older than true , I'm twice as old as you.
Just think I could be a grand girl to you.
I love to watch faces in surprise
Reacting in shock to my little pranks and white lies.
What's my secret ? To your springtime in life?
It's simple....... I love to live and refuse to die.
I am as young as I feel that has been my style.
Screw three times a day and don't whine .
There is no better way to straighten my spine.
Just do it the old fashioned way and get someone to smile.
Lot's of praying to get it up and make it stay for a while.
Thankful for surviving these years to be here with you,
You deserve my cake as I share this slice with you.
Good company makes me happy never lonely or blue.
If I live an other year it is all thanks to you.
Friends and family is the greatest gift so I pray
Thank the Lord letting me live this way
Stress and sorrow please stay away.
Cannot deal with you it's my birthday today.
Take a number for an other day.
When my time here on earth ends
As an over stayed guest , after three days I begin to smell .
That's the time to be on my way..
While I'm here let's party don't burn my stake
Bring more friends jumping out of my cake
After all it is life we celebrate counting birthdays is a mistake
Excuse me folks you got me out of breath:
Blowing out this many candles, is a real threat to my health.
For all your best wishes I express my ever loving thanks
Happy Birthday to me and a" FU" and all the best.
☆╮(¯`·._ Lucilyne Adelaine_.·´¯)☆╮
