A wife treats hubby by taking him to a StripClub for his birthday...At The Club, TheDoorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?"The wife asks, "How does he know you?Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual,Jim?"Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything,He's on the Darts Team."Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Cravethe Special Again??"
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her &jumps into a taxi...The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! Youpicked up an ugly one this time...."Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!
