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Starea civilă: este complicat
Interesat de: femei
Caut relaţii de: prietenie
Zodiac sign: Balanţă
Data naşterii: 1956-09-30
Adăugat: 28.07.2014
When you think your life is bad, Just remember someone out there is dating your ex !!!!!!!!!
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A tough looking group of hairy bikers


A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"