Sala2000

 
قام بالانضمام: 2005-02-03
'Ludzie myślą czasem jak zabić czas, a to czas ich zabija.' A. Allais
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cos extra :D :D :D


Są dwa okopy: niemiecki i polski. I tak walczą ze sobą, strzelają się, ale jak na razie żadna ze stron nikogo nie trafiła. Aż wreszcie jeden z polaków powiedział:
- Te jakie jest najpopularniejsze imię niemieckie?
- Hmmmm... Może Hans?
- O! Dobre! Krzykniemy Hans, i może jakiś jeleń się wychyli to go zastrzelimy.
No i wołają:
- Hans!
- Ja!? - Szwab się wychylił... J**! Dostał kulkę.
- Hans!
- Ja!? - J**! Następny...
- Hans!
- Ja!? - J**!
I tak ich powybijali, zostało tylko kilku...
Siedzą te szwaby i myślą:
- Może my też tak zrobimy?
- Ja! Jakie jest popularne imię polskie?
- Może Zdzichu?
- Ja gut!
I ryczą:
- Żdżychu!
- (cisza)
- Żdżychu
- (cisza)
- Zdżychu!
- Zdzicha nie ma jest na wakacjach... To ty Hans?
- Ja!
- J**!


Innuendo

 



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While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has sand
While the waves crash in the sea and meet the land
While there's a wind and the stars and the rainbow
Till the mountains crumble into the plain

Oh yes we'll keep on tryin'
Tread that fine line
Oh we'll keep on tryin yeah
Just passing our time

While we live according to race, colour or creed
While we rule by blind madness and pure greed
Our lives dictated by tradition, superstition, false religion
Through the eons, and on and on

Oh yes we'll keep on tryin'
We'll tread that fine line
Oh oh we'll keep on tryin'
Till the end of time
Till the end of time

Through the sorrow all through our splendour
Don't take offence at my innuendo

You can be anything you want to be
Just turn yourself into anything you think that you could
ever be
Be free with your tempo be free be free
Surrender your ego be free be free to yourself

Oooh ooh
If there's a God or any kind of justice under the sky
If there's a point if there's a reason to live or die
If there's an answer to the questions we feel bound to ask
Show yourself - destroy our fears - release your mask

Oh yes we'll keep on trying
Hey tread that fine line
Yeah we'll keep on smiling yeah (yeah yeah)
And whatever will be will be
We'll keep on trying
We'll just keep on trying
Till the end of time
Till the end of time
Till the end of time



 



                                                           Queen   "Innuendo"


Bicycle Race

 


 


 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwsoVHyfX1s&feature=related


 


 


Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like


 


                                                   Queen "Bicycle Race"


 


Made in Heaven

 


 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTP6j3x1LM&feature=rec-HM-r2


 


 


 


I'm taking my ride with destiny
Willing to play my part
Living with painful memories
Loving with all my heart

Made in heaven, made in heaven
It was all meant to be, yeah
Made in heaven, made in heaven
That's what they say
Can't you see
That's what everybody says to me
Can't you see
Oh I know, I know, I know that it's true
Yes, it's really meant to be
Deep in my heart

I'm having to learn to pay the price
They're turning me upside down
Waiting for possibilities
Don't see too many around

Made in heaven , made in heaven
It's for all to see
Made in heaven, made in heaven
That's what everybody says
Everybody says to me
It was really meant to be
Oh, can't you see
Yeah, everybody, everybody says
Yes, it was meant to be
Yeah, yeah

When the stormy weather comes around
It was made in heaven
Whan sunny skies break through behind the clouds
I wish, it could last forever, yeah
Wish, it could last forever, forever

I'm playing my role in history
Looking to find the goal
Taking in all this misery
But giving it all my soul

Made in heaven, made in heaven
It was all meant to be
Made in heaven, made in heaven
That's what everybody says
Wait and see, it was really meant to be
So plain to see
Yeah, everybody, everybody, everybody tells me so
Yes, it was plain to see, yes it was meant to be
Written in the stars...
Written in the stars...


 


                                                                 Queen "Made in Heaven"


 


Under Pressure

 


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d-xVb1qsPCw&feature=related


 


Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

Bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah bah

That's o-kay!
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out!
Pray tomorrow takes me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets

Do do do bah bah bah bah
O-kay

Chippin' around
Kick my brains round the floor
These are the days
It never rains but it pours

People on streets
People on streets

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming, let me out!
Pray tomorrow takes me higher higher high
Pressure on people
People on streets
Turned away from it all
Like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love
But it's so slashed and torn
Why why why?
Love love love love

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love give love give love?
Give love give love give love give love give love?
Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care
For the people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way
Of caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is ourselves under pressure
Under pressure pressure


 


                                             Queen "Under Pressure"


 


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xtrEN-YKLBM&feature=related    (with David Bowie)