adamLB

 
Anglia Darlington
belépett: 2017.11.01
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Cheesy Jokes

2019.12.09
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Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?
Because it had grater plans.

Which cheese can get a bear out of the woods?
Camembert.

What does a cheese call out at a pantomime?
It's brie-hind you.

What cheese belongs to someone else?
Nacho cheese.

What conversation did Shakespeare have with the cheesemonger?
To brie, or not to brie?

November Joke

2019.11.06
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Clean Version
Man listens in on his 6 year old son playing with his train set.

He overhears, "All those getting off, get the hell off and all those getting on, bloody well hurry up."

Entering the room he immediately scolds the boy and sends him to his room until he has learned his lesson.

One hour later the boy comes along and apologises so is allowed to continue playing.

Dad hears him announce, "All those departing, thank you for travelling with us and have a good day. All those boarding, mind the gap and enjoy the journey. And all those who are upset by the 60 minute delay, blame the old codger in the other room."