Mr.Perkins

 
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The Fart Blog

nd hier noch ein paar synonyme für  furz
Blähung, Flatus, Flatulenz, brauner Wind, Schoaß, Darmwind, Gruß aus Darmstadt, falscher Freund (Materialtransport), Pupe,


The Fart Blog

 

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The Fart Blog


The Fart Blog


The Truth

Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I farted in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven

Would you hold my hand
If I farted in heaven
Would you help me breathe
If I farted in heaven
I'll find a way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't fart
Here in heaven

Farts can bring you down
Farts can bend your knee
Farts can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please (fart moreeee)

(instrumental farts)

Beyond the toilet door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Farts in heaven

Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I let one rip in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven

Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven...