Jeff1240

 
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the frog

a man walks into a bar. he has a frog sitting on top of his head. barkeep looks him up and down, then asks "whats up with that?" and the frog says "well, it all started as a wart on my ass!"

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boxingfanmanic320 дня назад

lol jeff -- good one!

msmonte319 дня назад

lol omg that was a good one.

az_charlie2003246 дня назад

LOL


roadkill

a priest was driving down the road when he came upon a huge dead pig that had been hit by a car. he called 911, told them he was a priest, and reported the dead pig as a traffic hazzard. the cop jokingly asked "did you read him his last rites?" "no" replied the priest, "i called his next of kin!!!"

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boxingfanmanic335 дня назад

Jeff, you always make me laugh....

msmonte335 дня назад

lmao that was funny


skydiving ...

you don't need a parachute to go skydiving ... you need a parachute to go skydiving twice!

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az_charlie20031 год 17 дня назад

So true.

Ann Marie19751 год 15 дня назад

valid point LOL


the free drink

a guy walks into a bar. place is almose empty, just the barkeep and one customer sitting down at the end of the bar. the guy sits down at the bar and doesn't say anything. barkeep walks over and asks "would you like a drink?" the guy smiles, and says "sure, could you make it a double?" "you bet" says the barkeep, pours a double shot, and sits it on the bar. the guy picks up the drink and downs it. "that'll be 7.50" says the barkeep. "oh no" answers the guy. "you asked me if i would like a drink, and i merely accepted your offer. i didn't ask for anything." "what the ..." the barkeep asks, "i never heard anything like that before!" barkeep turns to the other customer and asks "did you ever hear of anything like that?'' "well, " the customer replied, "i am a lawyer, and technically, he is correct. he didn't ask for anything, you asked him, and he accepted your offer." barkeep looks back at the first guy and says "get the hell out of my bar and don't ever come back!" guy walks out of the bar. five minutes later, he walks back in. same hat, same shirt, same guy. barkeep says "didn't i just tell you to scram and never come back in here?" "why no, i dont recall that at all" says the guy. "oh" says the barkeep, "i guess you want another free drink, too!" the guy smiles and says "sure, and since they are free, how about one for my lawyer buddy down there!"

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player_57a0f28e8fd9f1 год 21 дня назад

great one lol

simplyme06261 год 20 дня назад

Very Good .. 😉

Mike61931 год 20 дня назад

😂 Good advice for next time I stop at the bar. Will have to try that !

Unhinged1 год 18 дня назад

lol, good one!

BILL@ya1136208 дня назад

the joke is so-so, but, when you go into a bar, it is IMPLIED that you are going to pay. thats why servers say, "can i take your order?" and not "can i take your order that you are going to have to pay for?"


the workout

a guy walks into his local gym, and sees a bunch of young ladies working out. he goes over to the manager and asks "which machine should i use to impress these ladies?" the manager replies "try the ATM out in the lobby, that gets their attention every time!"

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simplyme06261 год 88 дня назад

LOL, very good!

HopeK4291 год 88 дня назад

lolllllllllllllll my son used to say that self checkouts were women becuz of how fast they suck the money into the machine 😀

HopeK4291 год 88 дня назад

LOl but then some of us are SELF supported 😀

boxingfanmanic1 год 88 дня назад

OMG good one. And good on you, Hope!

msmonte1 год 86 дня назад

omg good one jeff lol